Teacher: Why did you leave class?
Student: breathing
Teacher: Can’t you get inside? Student: Don’t you dare?

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Friend: Why is it quiet these days?
Me: The match is going on
Friend: Where? Me: In my mind

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Mother: Have you studied?
Son: Yes
Mother: What did you read? Son: Notification

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Husband: I am very happy
Wife: Why?
Husband: Today you have gone to your parents’ house.