Father (to son)- Pappu, we got you married.
The daughter-in-law came home and still you are sewing the buttons on your jeans yourself?
Pappu- Dad, you are thinking wrong, these jeans are his.
Father unconscious…

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The boy took a relationship with his parents to a girl’s house

The girl’s parents said – our daughter is still studying
The boy said- No problem sir, we will come after an hour……

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Teacher: Who was Birbal?

Pappu- I don’t know teacher
Teacher: If you concentrate on your studies then you will know.
Pappu- Who are Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav?
Teacher: What do I know?
Pappu- Pay attention to your daughter and you will know…

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Doctor- You are late in coming
Patient: What happened doctor, how much time do I have left?
Doctor- You are not dying, the appointment was at six o’clock, you came at seven o’clock…

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Boyfriend (to girlfriend)- Darling, I see the whole world in your eyes.

An old uncle said from behind – Son, we can’t find our brown cow.
If you see, let me know…

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I had just climbed 3-4 stairs to the roof when

Sister-in-law said- Where are you going?
Titu- to feed the birds
Sister-in-law: Your bird has gone to grandmother’s house for seven days…

Funny Jokes: Daughter-in-law to make ice cream