Child: Mummy, you used to say that fairies fly, then why doesn’t your neighbor aunty fly?
Mummy: Who called that monkey an angel?
Child: Daddy was calling her angel.
Mummy- Then son, that aunty will fly today and along with you your father too…

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Brother-in-law: Your sister was saying that there are two options in dinner…but here there is only one vegetable…

Sister-in-law: There are still two options…eat or not…

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Mantu – Yesterday I launched a rocket

Then it collided directly with the sun.
Ghantu – What are you talking about?
What happened after that?
Mantu – Then what?
I was beaten.
Ghantu – Who killed?
Mantu – Suraj’s mother…

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A cyclist hit a man.

Cyclist: Brother, you are very lucky.
Man (angry)- Firstly, you hit me and on top of that you are calling me lucky?
Cyclist – Look brother, today is my holiday so I am riding a bicycle, otherwise I drive a truck.

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Grandfather (to grandson) – Your teacher is coming, go and hide.

Grandson- First you hide, on the pretext of your death I have taken leave for 2 weeks.
Grandpa unconscious…

Funny Jokes: Daughter taking online class told father