The wife sitting with her husband in the coffee house said-
Drink it quickly, the coffee will get cold.
Husband- What will happen then?
Wife: You idiot, look at the menu card.
Hot Coffee – Rs 15 and Cold Coffee – Rs 45
Husband lost his senses after listening to his wife…

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Wife: Listen, there has been a fight going on in the house opposite for a long time.
you go once
Husband- I went twice, he has a fight…

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Patient: Please suggest any medicine to prolong life.

Doctor- Get married
Patient: Will this prolong life?
Doctor: No, but it will definitely have two benefits.
Firstly, the desire for a long life will end and
Secondly, the life that is left will seem long…

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Girl (to the florist)- Oh brother, how much did you give this rose for?

Florist brother- 50 rupees
Girl- How so expensive?
Phoolwale Bhaiya- My Life, My Rules
My rate, my fools…

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Mistress (to her maid) – You have not come to work for three days.

And didn’t even tell
Maid: Yes, I had updated the status on Facebook.
Going To Village For Three Days
Sir had also commented, Miss you Gulabo…..

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Pinky (to Rinki)- Some boys send messages to girls.
Let’s wait like this,
As if there will be no reply from there but joining letter of IAS-IPS…

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Servant: Sir, one of your class mates has come to meet you.

Boss: How do you know that he is my classmate?
Servant: Yes, he asked- Is the lid at home?

Funny Jokes: Wife to accompany her husband for checkup