The wife accompanied her husband to the doctor for a checkup.
Wife: Doctor sir, please call my husband inside also.
Doctor- Don’t worry, I am a decent man.
Wife: You don’t understand, your nurse is alone outside…

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Wife: I am fed up with the daily grind.
now i just want a divorce
Husband- Okay, first take this chocolate and eat it.
Wife: Are you convincing me?
Husband- Oh no you crazy girl, my mother says that
One should eat something sweet before doing any auspicious work…

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The boy asked Sadhu Baba the meaning of the fast of silence.

Boy- Baba, what is called a vow of silence?
Sadhu- When we do not speak for many years,
it is called a vow of silence
Boy- We call it marriage…

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Chintu went to the hospital to get his treatment.

Nurse- take deep breaths
Chintu took a deep breath
Nurse- How are you feeling?
Chintu- It was fun, which perfume?
Have you come wearing it?

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Gappu- What a nice wife I have!

Pappu- How is that?
Gappu- ran away with her boyfriend without killing me
God bless everyone gets a wife like this…

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When Chintu asked Pintu, why are you sitting sad?
Pintu- What happened brother, why are you sitting sad?
Chintu- Yesterday a news channel anchor had said
Let us take you to Goa
Since then I have been waiting, no one has come…

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Teacher: How did you fail three times in the same class?

Chintu- Ma’am, I came to know after failing thrice,
Equilateral and odd-sided were not the names of demons, but of triangles…

Funny Jokes: Tell me, what will happen if the sun disappears from the Earth?