Wife: I am going to my parents’ house.
Husband: Okay… wear shoes.

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Girl: I have changed.
Boy: Mobile password too?
Girl: No, not that one.

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Friend: Brother, I am in tension.
Second: The tax one?
First: No, the one with girlfriend… what tension is bigger than this?

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Teacher: Tell me, what is government?
Pappu: She says one thing and does another!

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Wife: What am I afraid of?
Husband: Due to closure of shopping mall.