Pappu: Today I made a lion from chewing gum.
Friend: How?
Pappu: Thrown from the window…the dog ran like a lion.

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Teacher: Tell me, what did man leave behind on the moon?
Pappu: Hope…

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Boy: I will even give up my life for you.
Girl: Okay, first become a son-in-law at home.
Boy: I will give up my life.

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Mother: Son, did you study?
Son: Yes mother, I opened the book and fell asleep.

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Husband: What will be for dinner today?
Wife: Your luck.